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**Changed to**:
```
The United States Army:
249 years of proud service,
248 years of proud service,
unhampered by progress.
```
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****
```
A gambler was telling a friend about his first junket to Las Vegas and how
hard it was to get any sleep.
"I was awakened at one, two and four in the morning by a
drunken chorus girl banging on the door and screaming," he recalled.
"That's terrible," the friend said." How'd you ever get any sleep?"
"At five o'clock I unlocked the door and let her out."
```
Kidnapping is a new one!
****
```
A genius is a queer who can whistle while he works.
-- Bobby Knight
```
And now we're onto to the combined homophobia and sexism double-bingo.
****
```
A group of scientists discovered an apelike creature in the jungle, which
they hoped would prove to be the missing link. The proof of their theory,
however, required that a human mate with the animal so that they could see
what characteristics the offspring would assume. Needing volunteers, the
scientists placed an ad in the paper: "$5000 to mate with ape."
Almost immediately, they received response from a man who said he
would be willing to take part in the experiment, with three conditions.
"First," he said, "my wife must never know. Second, any children
must be baptized. And, third, I'd have to pay in installments."
```
Do we really need to explain this one?
****
```
A hand in a bird is worth two on 'er bush.
```
```
A hand in the bush is worth two on the bird.
```
These would get you called up to HR, so they're going.
****
```
A hunter saved a native boy from a boa constrictor. In gratitude, the boy gave
the hunter a magic gorilla prick. The lad said the prick would do anything you
told it to do until you told it to do something else. When the hunter returned
home to England, he put the magic gorilla prick on the mantle along with some
of his other trophies. His wife thought it quaint and his story charming. But
soon, the hunter went a-safariing again. He was away for months. One evening,
the woman eyed the MGP carefully and whispered, "Gorilla Prick, fuck me."
Whereupon the thing jumped off the mantle and began to bang her with great
thoroughness and ferocity. For the first twenty minutes it was pure heaven,
but after the next few minutes it became fatiguing, and she said, "Stop it,
Gorilla Prick," but it didn't. After a bit more she was screaming "Stop!
Stop!" at the thing and trying to pull it out of her smoking hole. But nothing
worked. Finally, the butler bursts into the room, summoned by her screams.
"Saunders, help me please!"
"But what is it, Madame?"
"It's a Magic Gorilla Prick!"
"Gorilla prick, my ass!! ... AAAaaeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiii!!!!!!"
```
The issues here are... *numerous*.
****
```
A lanky Texan was mad because Texas had just become the second largest state in
the Union, so he made up his mind to move to Alaska. He drove for three days
and three nights to get there and finally he came to what looked like the state
line. He halted his car and walked up to the border guard. "Hi, there! How
do I become a resident of this here biggest state?" demanded the Texan.
The guard looked him up and down and grinned. "Waal," he answered,
there are three things you gotta do to get in. First, drink down a quart of
110 proof corn liquor without blinkin'. Second, kill a grizzly bear, and
third, make love to an Eskimo woman."
"Sounds easy enough," said the Texan. "Where can I get a quart of
this here corn liquor?"
"Got one right here," replied the guard.
The Texan gulped down the whiskey without batting an eyelash.
"Now, do you happen to know where I can find me a grizzly?"
"Yep," answered the guard, "there's a big b'ar over that way, 'bout
a mile... lives in a cave on that cliff."
The Texan lurched merrily off. About an hour later he returned
with his clothes almost torn off and his face scratched and bloody. He was
smiling happily. "Now," he roared, "where's that damn Eskimo woman you
want killed?"
```
Why oh why is there so much bestiality in these?
Don't answer that.
****
```
A lisping fag fell off a pleasure yacht and began to scream. "Help! Help, I
can't thwim!" One of the other passengers heard the caterwauling and leaned
over the rail, remarking, "Really, there's no need to scream. Just reach out
and grab that buoy near you." To which the floundering sodomite answered,
"Buoy! Oh, thith ith no time for thekth, you degenerate... I'm dwowning!"
```
No.
****
```
A little bit of rape is good for a man's soul.
-- Norman Mailer
```
Also no.
****
```
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
-- Carrie Snow
```
Will people ever learn that sexism is still sexism?
****
```
A man always needs to remember one thing about
a beautiful woman. Somewhere, somebody's tired of her.
```
Ugh, the answer is no, apparently.
****
```
A man is as old as the woman he feels.
-- Groucho Marx
```
Groucho my man, why you gotta be like this?
****
```
A man goes into a bar and begins to tell a Polish joke. The man sitting
next to him, a big hulking powerhouse, turns and says menacingly, "*I'm*
Polish."
He then calls out, "Ivan! Come over here and bring your brother."
Two men, bigger than the first, appear from the back room.
"Josef!" the man calls out, "come here a second, and bring Lendl
with you." Two more men appear, and all five men crowd around the man with
the joke.
"Now," says the first Polish man, "do you want to finish that joke?"
"Nah," says the man.
"Oh, no? And why not? I'm sure it was very funny," says the Polish
man, opening and closing his fist. "Are you scared?"
"No," replies the man. "I just don't feel like having to explain it
five times."
```
And back to racism.
****
```
A man is driving down the road on his way to Salerno. By the roadside he
sees a man hitchhiking and stops to pick him up. As the man gets into his
car he suddenly pulls out a gun and makes the driver get out of the car.
"All right, buddy," says the man, "I want to you jerk off."
"What!?" says the man, disbelievingly.
"Go ahead, do it!" says the hitchhiker.
So the driver masturbates, and when he is through, says, "All right,
I did what you wanted, can I go now?"
"Nope," says the hijacker. "Do it again."
"Again?" the driver exclaims. "I just did it."
"Do it again."
It takes a little longer this time, but he manages to come again.
Panting, he turns to his tormenter and again asks if he can leave.
"Yes," the man replies, "but only after you've done it one more
time."
The guy is really scared now; he's starting to sweat. It takes him
twenty minutes, this time, but he finally comes a third time.
"Listen, buddy, can I please leave now?"
"Yeah," says the man, lowering his gun. "And this is my daughter;
I want you to drive her into Salerno."
```
Gross, on several levels, including the old all men are rapists chestnut.
****
```
A man is marooned on a desert island with a female sheep and a male Doberman
for companionship. The animals soon get it on sexually, and all goes well
until the man becomes unbearably horny and makes his move for the ewe, at
which point the dog interposes himself, snarling, fangs bared. Months later,
a raft drifts into sight. The sailor swims out, finds a beautiful girl on it,
takes her to shore and feeds and comforts her.
"You are so good to me," she responds gratefully. "I'd do absolutely
anything to show my gratitude."
"Would you?" smiles the sailor as he unfastens the length of rope
that holds up his ragged pants. "Well, then, here -- use this as a leash
and take that damn dog for a walk!"
```
What is it with fortunes and sheep-fucking?
****
```
A man goes into a hospital for a routine appendectomy. When he wakes up
from the anesthesia, he sees a large group of doctors gathered anxiously
around his bed.
"What happened?" he asks worriedly.
"Well," says one of the doctors, "there was a small clerical error,
and you got mixed-up with another patient. Instead of an appendectomy, we
performed a sex-change operation. Your penis has been removed and a vagina
has been crafted into place."
"WHAT!!!" screams the man. "That's horrible! What am I going to
tell my wife? Can't you reverse it? This means I'm never going to experience
another erection!"
"Well, you will, you *will*," reassures the doctor, "but it will, of
course, have to be someone else's."
```
Homophobic, and borders on transphobic. Could probably be reworked.
Something something phalloplasty something?
****
```
A man is walking along when he sees a funeral procession going by, the
longest procession he's ever seen. It seems to consist of the hearse,
followed by a man with a Doberman on a leash, followed by several hundred
other men. After watching for a few minutes, he can restrain his curiosity
no longer, and walks up to one of the mourners.
"Excuse me, sir, I don't mean to bother you in your moment of grief,
but this is the strangest procession I've ever seen. What happened, who is
the funeral for?"
"Well, it's nothing special, really, the funeral is for the mother-
in-law of the man at the front of the procession. You see, his Doberman
attacked and killed her."
"That's awful!", replies the onlooker. "But... um... tell me, you
don't think he'd let me borrow that dog, do you?"
"Get in line, buddy," replies the mourner, "get in line."
```
Haha wife bad, mother-in-law bad.
****
```
A man is walking down the street when he sees a man with four arms, and
antennae coming out of his head. He goes up to him and says, "You're not
from around here, are you?"
"No," replies the man with the antennae.
"You know," continues the man, "I don't think you're an American,
either. In fact, I bet you don't even come from this planet!"
"Right again," says the man with four arms. "I'm from Mars."
"Well," says the man, "that's quite some configuration you've got
there, with those four arms and those antennae and everything."
"We Martians all have four arms and antennae."
"Well, that's just amazing," replies the man, "and how about that
big gold colored plate in the middle of your chest, what's that, do all
Martians have that?"
"Well, no," says the Martian. "Not the *goyim*."
```
More antisemitism!
****
```
A man never minds being in the doghouse
as long as he can get his tail outside.
```
More sexism!
****
```
A man rushed into a bar and breathlessly asked the bartender to pour him
three straight scotches. The bartender complied, and watched as he downed
them one after another.
"Why three scotches?" the bartender asked as he paused for breath.
"Well, to be honest, I'm celebrating my first blow-job."
"Hell, congratulations, the next one's on me."
"No, thanks," the young man replied, "if the first three didn't get
the taste out of my mouth, I don't think another one will."
```
Haha gay sex is gross, off it goes.
****
```
A man sat down next to another passenger on a train recently and couldn't
help overhearing his conversation out the window with a man standing on
the train platform.
"Thanks for putting me up while I was here, Sam," said the passenger.
"Glad to do it," said the other man.
"Thanks for the food and the drinks -- everything was wonderful."
"It was a pleasure," said the man.
"And thank your wife, Sam, she was great," said the passenger,
"she was a truly great lay."
The man was rather taken aback by this exchange and he later turned
to his fellow passenger and said: "Pardon me sir, but did I understand you
to say that your friend's wife was a great lay?"
"Well," said the other passenger, "I didn't REALLY enjoy it. But
Sam is a helluva nice guy."
```
Just weirdly uncomfortable with this one, but can't quite pin down why.
****
```
A man was talking to his best friend about his married life. "You know," he
says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to
me, but there's *always* that doubt. There's *always* that little doubt."
"Yeah, I know what you mean," his friend replies.
"Well, buddy, I've got to leave on a business trip this weekend,
and I wonder... well... would you watch my house while I'm gone? I trust
her, it's just that there's *always* that doubt."
The friend agreed to help out and two weeks later gave his report.
"I've got some bad news for you," says the friend. "The evening
after you left I saw a strange car pull up in front of your house. A man
got out of the car and went in the house and had dinner with your wife.
After dinner they went upstairs and I saw your wife kissing him. Then, he
took off his shirt and she took off her blouse. And then the light went
out."
"*Then* what happened?" said the husband, his eyes opening wide.
"Well, I don't know," replied the friend, "it was too dark to see."
"Damn!" roared the husband. "You see what I mean? There's *always*
that doubt!"
```
Haha cheating funny.
****
```
A man with no arms walked into a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender
shoved the foaming glass in front of him.
"Look," said the customer, "I have no arms -- would you please hold
the glass for me?
"Sure," said the bartender.
"If," said the customer, "you'll reach in my right hand coat pocket,
you'll find the money for the beer."
The bartender got the money and rang up the bill.
"You've been very kind," said the customer. "Just one thing more.
Where is the men's room?"
"Up the street to the light," said the bartender, "turn left, walk
two blocks, and there's a gas station on the corner."
```
Haha homophobia funny.
****
```
A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.
```
```
A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.
```
More of these, fun.
****
```
A mouse was sniffing around in a meadow, when an eagle swooped down,
swallowed him whole, and rose up in the air again. The mouse worked
his way through until his head was sticking out of the bird's asshole.
"Say, good buddy," he squeaked, "how high up are we, anyway?"
"Oh, about two thousand feet," answered the eagle.
The mouse's eyes bugged out. "Hey, you wouldn't shit me, would you?"
```
Dad level pun, but also this'd get you written up.
****
```
A midget had a date with a very tall girl. It was a quiff-hanger.
```
Yet more slurs!
****
```
A new lumberjack had just finished his first month in the lonely wilds of
Alaska, where there were no women for miles. He finally couldn't take it
anymore and nervously asked the foreman what the other men did to relieve
the pressure.
"Try the hole in the barrel outside the shower," suggested the
foreman. "The other men swear by it."
The lumberjack dubiously tried it out and had the experience of
his life. "That barrel is fantastic! Warm! Wet! I'm going to use it
every day!"
"Every day but the third Wednesday of the month," one of the
other men replied.
"Why not then?"
"That's your day in the barrel."
```
Rape is funny, haha.
****
```
A New Yorker is riding down the road in his new Mercedes. So intent is he
on the cocaine in his hand he completely misses a turn and his car plunges
over the five-hundred-foot cliff to be smashed into pieces at the bottom.
As the on-lookers rush to the edge of the cliff they see him fifty feet
from the top of the cliff clinging to a stunted bush with all his strength.
"Dear Lord," he prays, "I never asked you for nothin' before, but I'm askin'
you now: Save me, Lord, save me."
Booms the Lord: "LET GO OF THE BRANCH."
"But Lord, if I do that, I'll fall!"
"TRUST ME, LET GO OF THE BRANCH."
"But Lord, I'm gonna fall and die..."
"TRUST ME TO SAVE YOU. LET GO OF THE BRANCH."
Okay, Lord, I'll trust you, here I... here I go!" And he falls
to his death.
"DUMB YANKEE."
```
Haha Americans dumb, haha.
****
```
A New Yorker was driving through Berkeley when he saw a big crowd gathered
by the side of the street. Curiosity got the better of him and he leaned
out of his window to ask an onlooker what was going on. The fellow explained
that a protestor against the U.S. position in South America had doused
himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. "That's terrible," gasped
the man. "But why is everyone still standing around?"
"Well, they're taking up a collection for his wife and kids," the
onlooker explained. "Would you be willing to help?"
"Well, sure," replied the New Yorker. "I suppose I could spare a
gallon or two."
```
Classic misread of the prompt, but also in terrible taste.
****
```
A nubile female virtually never experiences difficulty in finding willing
sexual partners, and in a natural habitat nubile females are probably always
married. The basic female "strategy" is to obtain the best possible husband,
to be fertilized by the fittest available male (always, of course, taking
risk into account), and to maximize the returns on sexual favors bestowed:
to be sexually aroused by the sight of males would promote random matings,
thus undermining all of these aims, and would also waste time and energy
that could be spent in economically significant activities and in nurturing
children. A female's reproductive success would be seriously compromised
by the propensity to be sexually aroused by the sight of males.
-- Donald Symons, "The Evolution of Human Sexuality",
attempting to explain the lack of female interest in
pornography.
```
lol. lmao, in fact.
****
```
A pederastic necrophiliac is a gentleman who is
true to the very end of the end of a friend.
```
I got nothing. Why.
****
```
A perfectly honest woman, a woman who never flatters, who never manages,
who never cajoles, who never conceals, who never uses her eyes, who never
speculates on the effect which she produces, who never is conscious of
unspoken admiration, what a monster, I say, would such a female be!
-- Thackeray
```
More sexism!
****
```
A policeman is walking his beat when he finds an inebriated man collapsed
against a building, weeping uncontrollably and holding his car keys in his
hands. He's moaning something about how "They took my car!" Seeing that
the man is well-dressed, the officer suspects that he may have a real case
of theft on his hands and attempts to question the man.
"What happened to your car?"
"My car, it was right on the end of my key, and those bastards
stole it! Please officer, get my Porsche back. My God, it was right on
the end of my key! Where is it? They stole it and it was right here;
right on my key!"
"OK, OK, stand up, we'll see what we can do. You'll have to come
down to the stat... Mister, your fly's unzipped and you're exposing
yourself!"
"Oh my God, they stole my girlfriend!"
```
You ever get so drunk you forget what object permanence is?
But no, this'd get you written up, so it goes.
****
```
A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything.
```
More sexism.
****
```
A retired schoolteacher finally decided that she was tired of living alone
and wanted some companionship, so after a good deal of thought she decided
to visit the local pet shop. The owner suggested a parrot, with which she
could conduct a civilized conversation. This seemed to be an excellent
idea, so she bought a handsome parrot, sat him on a perch in her living room,
and said, "Say `Pretty boy'." Silence from the bird. "Come on now, say
`Pretty boy ... pretty boy.'"
At long last, disgustedly, the bird said, "Oh, shit."
Shocked, the schoolteacher said, "Just for that, you get five minutes
in the refrigerator." Five minutes later she put the shivering bird back on
its perch and said, "Now let's hear it: `Pretty boy ... pretty boy'."
"Damn it, wouldja lay off, lady?" said the parrot.
Outraged, the woman grabbed the bird, said, "That's it! Ten minutes
in the freezer," and slammed the door on him.
Hopping about to keep warm, what does the parrot come across but a
big frozen turkey waiting for Thanksgiving. Startled, he squawks, "My God,
you must have told the bitch to go fuck herself!"
```
Let's nix the animal cruelty.
****
```
A Scotsman clad in kilts left a bar one evening fair.
One could tell by how he walked, he'd drunk more than his share.
He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet.
So he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by.
One says to the other, with a twinkle in her eye.
"See yon sleeping Scotsman so young and handsome built?"
"I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilts?"
They stepped up to the Scotsman, so young and fancy free.
They lifted up his kilt above the waist so they could see.
And there behold for them the view beneath his Scottish skirt,
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
They marveled for a moment, then one said, "Best be gone."
"Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along."
As a gift they left a blue ribbon tied into a bow,
Around the bonny star of the Scot's kilt lifting show.
The Scot awoke to nature's call and stumbled to the trees.
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he see's.
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes,
"Och, lad I dinna know whar' ya been, but I see ya won first prize."
-- Mike Cross, "The Scotsman"
```
Let's nix the sexual assault too.
****
```
A sheriff arrived at the scene of the horrible accident just as his deputy,
all alone, was climbing down from the controls of a bulldozer. "Say,
Junior, what's goin' on?" asked the sheriff.
"A bus full of migrant workers went out of control and over the
cliff, and I just finished buryin' 'em," explained the deputy.
"Good work, boy," replied the sheriff. "Pretty gory work -- were
all of 'em dead?"
Junior nodded sadly and said, "Some of them said they weren't, but
you know how them Mex'cans lie."
```
More racism, joy.
****
```
A Scotsman clad in a kilt walks up to the counter in an Apothecary. From
his pocket he takes a plaid condom that has been heavily used, torn, patched,
sewn, and is currently split down one side. He asks the proprietor, "How much
to replace this, Ian?" The proprietor says, "Why, Angus, that'll be four
pence." Then the Scotsman asks, "How much to repair?" The prop. looks the
condom over carefully, and says "Three pence to repair." The Scotsman ponders
for a moment, then says, "I'll be back."
Later in the day, the Scotsman returns with a smile on his face and
says, "Ian, the Regiment has voted to repair!"
```
This is implying something very odd about Scots. Let's not, just to be safe.
****
```
A shy young man, preparing himself for what he hoped would be the ultimate sex
act with a pretty young lady, went into a drugstore to inquire about sizes and
styles of condoms. The lusty proprietress, a buxom widow, saw an opportunity
for fun at the lad's expense.
"Come in the back and try some on for size," she said, taking his hand.
The widow unzipped the youth's fly and watched the small instrument grow in
her hand as she measured it. When the weapon had unfurled to a rosy seven and
a half inches, the young man, unable to contain himself, had an orgasm with a
tremendous discharge. After recovering, he asked the widow if she could now
give him the proper size.
"I'll do more than that," she said. "I'll give you free meals and a
half interest in the store."
```
This'd get you written up.
****
```
A stranger had just arrived in the mining town and was spending the evening at
the local saloon. After a few drinks, he mentioned to the bartender that he
hadn't seen a single woman in the entire town.
The bartender replied, "Nope. Ain't no women in this town!"
"No women? What do the men do for... er..."
"Oh, for sex? Did you see all those pigs in the street? That's the
answer, right there."
Shaking his head incredulously, the stranger settled back to his
drinking. Within a short time, however, the liquor had convinced him that he
wanted to try out a pig himself. He had watched several miners walk upstairs
to the trysting rooms with squealing piglets under their arms. Now, he was
game to make his move. He wandered out to the back of the saloon and chose
a nice fat, pink sow. As he walked to the stairs, the entire saloon went
quiet. In the embarrassing hush, all eyes were upon him.
"What's the matter? I thought all you fellows did this!"
"Yeah, but that's Black Bart's girl," replied the barkeep.
```
Bestiality and racism all in one!
****
```
A teacher announces to her class, "Children, the student who can name the
greatest man who ever lived will win a shiny red apple."
Immediately an Italian boy raises his hand.
"Yes, Tony?"
"Christopher Columbus!" says Tony.
"Well," says the teacher, "Christopher Columbus was a very great man,
but I don't think he was the greatest man who ever lived."
From the back of the room little Bernie Goldstein raises his hand.
"Yes, Bernie?"
"Jesus Christ", says Bernie.
"That is correct, Bernie," pronounces the teacher. "And here is
your apple."
When Bernie gets up to the front of the room to claim his prize,
the teacher says, "Bernie, given the fact that you're Jewish, I'm surprised
that you thought Jesus was the greatest man who ever lived."
"Well, actually," replies Bernie, "I do think Moses had the edge,
but business is business."
```
Antisemitism? Antisemitism.
****

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Data on this page is sourced from contracts, emails, and other communication with employers.
We do our best to ensure that this information is up-to-date and accurate.
| Position | Start Date | End Date | Salary | Benefits | How we left | |
| ------------------------------------ | ----------- | ----------- | ----------- | ------------------------------------------------------------- | ----------------- | --- |
| Network Engineer | 10-Mar-2017 | 08-May-2017 | 120 AUD/hr | None - Contract | Quit | |
| Network Engineer | 10-May-2017 | 07-Aug-2021 | 80,000 AUD | {{< hover "Time Off In Lieu" >}}TOIL{{< /hover >}}for CRs | Quit | |
| Senior Infrastructure Technical Lead | 08-Aug-2021 | 05-Aug-2022 | 100 AUD/hr | {{< hover "Time Off In Lieu" >}}TOIL{{< /hover >}}for On-Call | Hired Full-Time | |
| Senior Infrastructure Technical Lead | 15-Aug-2022 | N/A | 140,000 AUD | {{< hover "Time Off In Lieu" >}}TOIL{{< /hover >}}for On-Call | Converted to Perm | |
| Senior Infrastructure Technical Lead | 15-Aug-2023 | N/A | 162,000 AUD | {{< hover "Time Off In Lieu" >}}TOIL{{< /hover >}}for On-Call | Raise | |
| Senior Infrastructure Technical Lead | 13-Dec-2023 | N/A | 166,663 AUD | {{< hover "Time Off In Lieu" >}}TOIL{{< /hover >}}for On-Call | Raise | |
| Senior Network Engineer | 12-Dec-2024 | N/A | 171,215 AUD | {{< hover "Time Off In Lieu" >}}TOIL{{< /hover >}}for On-Call | N/A | |
| Position | Start Date | End Date | Salary | Benefits | How we left |
| ------------------------------------ | ----------- | ----------- | ----------- | ------------------------------------------------------------- | ----------------- |
| Network Engineer | 10-Mar-2017 | 08-May-2017 | 120 AUD/hr | None - Contract | Quit |
| Network Engineer | 10-May-2017 | 07-Aug-2021 | 80,000 AUD | {{< hover "Time Off In Lieu" >}}TOIL{{< /hover >}}for CRs | Quit |
| Senior Infrastructure Technical Lead | 08-Aug-2021 | 05-Aug-2022 | 100 AUD/hr | {{< hover "Time Off In Lieu" >}}TOIL{{< /hover >}}for On-Call | Hired Full-Time |
| Senior Infrastructure Technical Lead | 15-Aug-2022 | N/A | 140,000 AUD | {{< hover "Time Off In Lieu" >}}TOIL{{< /hover >}}for On-Call | Converted to Perm |
| Senior Infrastructure Technical Lead | 15-Aug-2023 | N/A | 162,000 AUD | {{< hover "Time Off In Lieu" >}}TOIL{{< /hover >}}for On-Call | Raise |
| Senior Infrastructure Technical Lead | 13-Dec-2023 | N/A | 166,663 AUD | {{< hover "Time Off In Lieu" >}}TOIL{{< /hover >}}for On-Call | N/A |
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---
title: What is GC? How does it work in JVM?
title: "What is GC? How does it work in JVM?"
date: 2023-01-28T20:15:10+11:00
draft: false
showSummary: true
summary: Tuning Garbage Collection on Minecraft servers is something of an arcane art that few people seem to understand at a fundamental level. Let's remedy that. We'll start at fundamentals of GC, the JVM, and use that to form the foundations of our GC choice and how we tune it.
summary: "Tuning Garbage Collection on Minecraft servers is something of an arcane art that few people seem to understand
at a fundamental level. Let's remedy that. We'll start at fundamentals of GC, the JVM, and use that to form the
foundations of our GC choice and how we tune it."
series:
- JVM, GC, and Minecraft
- "JVM, GC, and Minecraft"
series_order: 1
---
# Part One: What is GC? How does it work?
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title: "Lies Programmers Believe About Names"
date: "2024-02-09T12:30:00+11:00"
draft: false
draft: true
showSummary: true
summary: "Programmers tend to believe a lot of lies. Let's talk about some name-based ones."
---
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Now that you've read all that, if you ever find yourself dealing with user's names, there is unfortunately no good name/naming library we can point you at (unlike the date/time problem, which is mostly stable on most operating systems). Instead, try to keep these falsehoods in mind, and link them to people you know who are working with names.
> **(Tess)** As an exercise, see if you can figure out a counter-example to demonstrate each rule. It's good fun! :)
> **(Tess)** As an exercise, see if you can figure out a counter-example to demonstrate each rule. It's good fun! :)

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title: The Redemption of Slirp and Snapshotter
title: "The Redemption of Slirp and Snapshotter"
date: 2022-11-29T15:15:15+11:00
draft: false
showSummary: true
summary: Part two in our journey of getting rootless containers working on Alpine. Join us as we fix slirp and our snapshotter.
summary: "Part two in our journey of getting rootless containers working on Alpine. Join us as we fix slirp and our \
snapshotter."
series:
- Rootless Containers on Alpine Linux
- "Rootless Containers on Alpine Linux"
series_order: 2
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draft: false
showSummary: true
summary: "We recently murdered a server's terminal via `do_distro_upgrade`, and thought it'd be a good time to learn more about containers and Alpine."
summary: "We recently murdered a server's terminal via `do_distro_upgrade`, and thought it'd be a good time to learn
more about containers and Alpine."
series:
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